#mummyfail

You know it's time to stop swearing in front of your kid when he runs around screaming: "Fuck-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck" in his sweet little toddler voice. 

[love n booze]

You know you have a drinking problem when your partner writes you a love letter and sticks it to your wine bottle. 

I love this little guy, especially after his bath.

[Play School] The best TV show for kids?!

Last night I had a dream that the Play School presenter Andrew was a brain-eating zombie. He was dressed like Michael Keaton's character from 'Beatlejuice" and he was on a skateboard chasing me. He grabbed my arm with the intent of eating my brain. I poked him in the eye with a hockey stick. From this, I can deduce the following:

1) I watch too much TV
2) I have been living in Canada for too long
3) The Walking Dead scares the shit out of me, but I can't stop watching it
4) Play School employs subliminal messages that infiltrate your brain. My child is at risk
5) I really need to get more sleep