The Reason My Blog is Called "Russian Undies"...

"Stop diggin' your undies out of ya bum! Whattya got, russian (rushing) undies (underpants) or somethin?"

The title of this blog comes from the expression above. As a young child, I was forced to wear full-brief underpants that would invariably ride up into my ass-crack on a daily, hourly, minutely basis. Therefore, it was quite common to find me unceremoniously thumbs-deep digging out my under-elasticized undies from the depths of my fleshy folds within my nether region. Unfortunately, I was always caught in the act. My beautiful, yet harshly Australian mother would ask the above question unabashedly in the super-market, on the school grounds or in any location that would embarrass me. It still haunts me to this day and I am mostly considered an adult. This unattractive, yet important gesture defined me as a human being and has thus served as an important metaphor for my life: tell it straight, don't ever forget where you come from, love the little strange memories and always wear a g-string. Therefore, this title is fitting for my blog. I hope to celebrate the things I value the most: theatre, fashion, wine, food, travel and photography.

Cheers!